hens.capital · farm chickens, cash out real stock
hens.capital
🥚 memefi, with a real floor

Farm chickens.
Cash out real stock.

🥚 lay 1% a day, every day

Buy hens, they lay eggs, you compound your flock. Every deposit quietly stacks a vault of real tokenized stock, so your nest egg is actually real. Crack out into $COIN whenever.

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🥚 eggs laid
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Most farms end at zero.
This one sits on real stock.

Most of these are fun until the music stops and you're left holding nothing. hens.capital sends a slice of every deposit into a vault of actual tokenized shares that only ever grows. So no matter what the market does, there's always a real floor under you to crack out into.

how the farm works

Four buttons. That's the whole game.

STEP 1 · from $10

Buy hens

Deposit USDG, get a flock. Bigger flock, more eggs.

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STEP 2 · 1% / day

Hens lay eggs

Chicks grow 2 days, then lay ~1% a day for 150 days.

STEP 3 · compound

Hatch or claim

Hatch eggs into more hens to grow, or claim them for cash.

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STEP 4 · the exit

Crack to stock

Cash your farm out into real tokenized stock, anytime.

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$418,920
the Nest Egg · real tokenized stock
COINSPACEXCRCL
the nest egg

Your nest egg is real stock.

  • 20% of every deposit buys a basket of real tokenized stock into the vault.
  • The vault never sells, only grows, so your floor ratchets up every single day.
  • Burn $HENS and walk away holding actual shares. That's the crack.

$HENS

10 million, forever. Deflationary, it only ever burns down. Backed by the Nest Egg, so it's a claim on real stock. Hold it and you earn referral eggs deeper into your team.

10M capdeflationarystock-backed

Bring your flock

Referrals don't pay you cash, they drop eggs straight into your farm to hatch or claim. Recruit your team and your flock grows faster, so you cash out sooner. Feeling generous? Airdrop your eggs into a teammate's farm and they hatch into hens for them. Play it steady on your own, or hit the fast lane by bringing your team.

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why it's different

Same fun. Actual floor.

Every other memefi coin

drains to zero when it cools
exit to nothing but the base coin
nothing real underneath it
flames out in a few weeks

hens.capital

a real stock vault underneath
crack out into real COIN, SpaceX, Circle
the floor ratchets up every day
$HENS only burns, never dilutes you

The coop opens soon.

When we launch, it's a straight 72-hour fair presale. No lists, no allowlists, no whales cutting the line. Show up, grab your hens, and help seed the vault.

Follow for the drop → 72 hours · fair for everyone · no caps